Goliath and David

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Oct 162023
 

An army of Israel looked at Goliath through the eyes of man and said he's too big to beat. David looked at him through the eyes of God and said he's too big to miss.


An army of Israel looked at Goliath through the eyes of man and said he’s too big to beat.

David looked at him through the eyes of God and said he’s too big to miss.

Joke Of The Day: A Million Years

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Oct 052023
 
Joke Of The Day: A Million Years “God, how long is a million years?”

“To me, it’s about a minute.”

“God, how much is a million dollars?”

“To me, it’s a penny.”

“God, may I have a penny?”

“Wait a minute.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: God and Adam

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Aug 142023
 
Joke Of The Day: God and Adam One day, God asked Adam how things were going with Eve.

Adam: Pretty good, I guess.

God: You seem to be holding back. Do you have any questions?

Adam: Well, why did you make her so much more beautiful than me?

God: So you would enjoy looking at her.

Adam: And why did you make her skin so much softer than mine?

God: So you would enjoy touching her.

Adam: And why did you make her smell so much better than me?

God: So you would want to be around her all the time. You see, Adam, I made Eve just for you, to make you happy.

Adam: Then why did you make her so stupid?

God: Well Adam, if I had made her any smarter, she never would have slept with a guy like you.

 

 

 

 

The Church

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Mar 042023
 

I believe churches are meant for praising God. But so are 2am car rides, showers, coffee shops, the gym, conversations with friends, strangers, etc. Don't let a building confine your faith because we will never change the world by just going to church, we need to be the church.



I believe churches are meant for praising God. But so are 2am car rides, showers, coffee shops, the gym, conversations with friends, strangers, etc. Don’t let a building confine your faith because we will never change the world by just going to church, we need to be the church.

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