Joke Of The Day: A Dead Dog

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Nov 132012
 

Rubber ChickenMom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died.

“You know, it’s not your fault that the dog died. He’s probably up in heaven right now, having a grand old time with God.”

Susie, still crying, said “What would God want with a dead dog?”

 

 

Joke Of The Day: God Walks Into A Bar

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Oct 152012
 

Rubber ChickenThree guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and the other is a Democrat.

A couple of minutes later, God walks in to get a beer. He sees the guys and decides to have compassion on them.

He touches the blind guy on the forehead, and his sight is restored.

He touches the man in the wheelchair and the guy jumps up and walks away.

He walks to the Democrat and the guy yells, ‘Whoa, God! I’m on workman’s comp!’