Tag: Glass Eye

Riddles

Random Riddle: The Last Stand

General Custer is surrounded by Indians and he’s the only cowboy left.

He finds an old lamp in front of him and rubs it. Out pops a genie. The genie grants Custer one wish, with a catch. He says, “Whatever you wish for, each Indian will get two of the same thing.”

Custer ponders a while and thinks: “If I get a bow and arrow they get two. If I get a rifle they get two!” He then rubs the bottle again and out pops the genie. “Well,” the genie asks “have you made up your mind?”

What did Custer ask for to help him get away?
 

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Jokes

Joke Of The Day: Meeting A Charming Woman

Joke Of The Day: Meeting A Charming Woman At a hotel restaurant, a man sees an attractive woman sitting alone at the next table. Suddenly, she sneezes, and a glass eye comes flying out of her eye socket. It hurls by the man, and he snatches it from the air and hands it back to her.

“This is so embarrassing,” the woman says, and she pops her eye back in place. “I’m sorry to have disturbed you. Let me buy dinner to make it up to you. May I join you?”

He nods.

The woman is a stimulating conversationalist, stunningly pretty, and the man finds they have a lot in common. He gets her phone number and asks, “You are the most charming woman I’ve ever encountered. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?”

“No,” she replies. “You just happened to catch my eye.”

 

 

 

Amusing Funny

Florida Man Arrested For Throwing His Glass Eye

The eyes have it!

florida-man-arrested-for-throwing-his-glass-eyeA Florida man in police custody removed his glass eye and threw it at hospital personnel, according to cops who rearrested the suspect on a felony charge.

Edward Dorsey, 54, was first arrested Sunday morning on a domestic violence charge for allegedly striking his wife during an 8 AM argument in the couple’s Largo home. A police report notes that drugs and alcohol appear to have played a role in the confrontation.

Following the misdemeanor collar, Dorsey was transported to the Largo Medical Center for treatment.

While in the emergency room, Dorsey “removed his glass eye” and then “threw his glass eye at the ER doctor and ER nurse,” a Largo Police Department officer reported.

Before flinging the fake eye, Dorsey was instructed by hospital personnel and a cop “to not take the eye out in the first place.” Dorsey ignored those commands, an arrest affidavit charges, and declared, “I can do whatever I feel like doing.”

The airborne eye does not appear to have caused any injuries, though it is unclear whether the eye hit any hospital workers.

Seen above, the unemployed Dorsey was charged with battery on an emergency medical care provider. He is locked up in the county jail on a combined bond of $30,000.

Jail records indicate that Dorsey has the words “Dorsey Touch” tattooed on his forearm and is “Missing left eye.”

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Amusing How To Information

How To Of The Day: How To Make A Glass Eye

A detailed look at the process that goes into making a glass eye.

Enjoy!

https://youtu.be/Q6_dhhNRz7c

A small, highly skilled team at Moorfields Eye Hospital transform the lives of people who have lost their eyes to accidents and disease. Each year, they work with their clients to create around 1,400 customised, detailed prosthetics, many of which replace eyes.

Modern prosthetic eyes are far removed from the old misconceptions about ‘glass eyes’, combining modern materials, craftsmanship and artistry in an entirely unique way. In this film, ocularist David Carpenter talks us through the entire process of how a single prosthetic eye is made.

How To Make A Glass Eye

 
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Jokes

Joke Of The Day: Bite My Eye

Rubber ChickenTwo men are drinking in a bar. One turns to the other and says, “I bet you $100 that I can bite my eye.”

The second fellow thinks to himself, I guess he’s had about enough, so he replies, “OK, you’re on.”

The first man takes out his glass eye and bites it. So the second man has to pay.

Awhile later the first man says, “I bet you $100 I can bite my other eye.”

The second man thinks, well, he can’t have TWO glass eyes; he obviously can see. So he says, “All right, you’re on.”

The second man promptly takes out his false teeth and bites his other eye.

 

 

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