Tag: Girls
Taking A Woman To Bed
What is the difference between girls aged:
8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?
At 8 – You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 – You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 – You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 – She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48 – You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 – You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 – If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story!
Green Shoes At The Masters
Green Shoes At The Masters
Whether you golf or not, these are AWESOME shoes!
Nike now markets Green Shoes, first seen at the 2013 Masters Tournament.
The Shoes, Look at the Bloody Shoes!
Sometimes I think I’m wasting my time with you!
(By the way, those shorts are known as ‘mumbles’ – you can see her lips moving but can’t hear what she is saying.)
Joke Of The Day: How Can You Tell?
In the maternity ward of a hospital, new-born girl baby looks over at new-born boy baby and asks, “Are you a girl baby or a boy baby?”
The boy baby quickly chirps up, “I’m a boy baby!”
“How can you tell?” asks girl baby.
“Easy,” says boy baby. And, with that, he threw off the blankets, hoisted up his itty-bitty night-shirt and proudly pointed downward. “See…..blue booties”
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