Tag: George W. Bush
Joke Of The Day: American History
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The teacher said, “Let’s begin by reviewing some American History.
Who said ‘Give me Liberty, or give me Death’?” She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Hodakio, a bright foreign exchange student from Japan, who had his hand up: “Patrick Henry, 1775,” he said. “Very good! — Who said, ‘Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth.’ Again, no response except from Little Hodakio: “Abraham Lincoln, 1863.” “Excellent!” said the teacher continuing, “Let’s try one a bit more difficult. Who said, ‘Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country’?” Once again, Hodakio’s was the only hand in the air and he said: “John F. Kennedy, 1961.” The teacher snapped at the class, “Class, you should be ashamed of yourselves, Little Hodakio isn’t from this country and he knows more about our history than you do.” She heard a loud whisper: “F**k the Japs.” “Who said that? I want to know right now!? she angrily demanded. Little Hodakio put his hand up, “General MacArthur, 1945.” At that point, a student in the back said, “I’m gonna puke.’ The teacher glares around and asks, ‘All right! Now who said that?” Again, Little Hodakio says, “George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.” Now furious, another student yells, “Oh yeah? Suck this!” Little Hodakio jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, “Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!” Now with almost mob hysteria someone said, “You little shit! If you say anything else I’ll kill you!” Little Hodakio frantically yells at the top of his voice, “Michael Jackson to the children testifying against him, 2004.” The teacher fainted. As-the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, “Oh shit, we’re screwed!” Little Hodakio said quietly, “The American people, November 4, 2008.” |
Joke Of The Day: America’s Smartest Man
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An airplane was about to crash..
There were five passengers on board, but only four parachutes. The first passenger said, “I am President Obama, the chosen one and the smartest man in American history. The world needs me, I can’t afford to die.” So he took the first parachute and left the plane. The second passenger, Tony Abbot said, “I am the Prime Minister of Australia. The people of Australia don’t want me to die. They need me.” He took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane. The third passenger, John Kerry said, “I’m a Senator, Secretary of State and a decorated war hero from the Army of the United States of America.” He grabbed the parachute next to him and jumped. The fourth passenger, ex-President George W Bush said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl; “I have lived a full life and served my country the best I could. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.” The little girl said “That’s okay, Mr President. There’s a parachute left for you…, America’s smartest man just took my schoolbag.” |
Bush’s Prophetic Iraq Warning
Fox News host Megyn Kelly aired a “frighteningly accurate” warning issued by former President George W. Bush on Iraq Thursday night.
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The clip was taken from a 2007 press conference and features Bush warn that if the U.S. withdrew too early from Iraq, troops would eventually have to return to face a stronger enemy.
“To begin withdrawing before our commanders tell us we are ready … would mean surrendering the future of Iraq to al Qaeda,” Bush said. “It would mean that we’d be risking mass killings on a horrific scale. It would mean we’d allow the terrorists to establish a safe haven in Iraq to replace the one they lost in Afghanistan.”
“It would mean increasing the probability that American troops would have to return…”
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“It would mean increasing the probability that American troops would have to return at some later date to confront an enemy that is even more dangerous,” he concluded.
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