Funny Confucius Say: Hemorrhoids April 14, 2015January 29, 2015 gags Why are hemorrhoids called “hemorrhoids” instead of “assteroids”?
Quotes Confucius Say: Don’t Care What People Think March 1, 2015February 26, 2015 gags People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
Funny Jokes Quotes Confucius Say: Multiple Personalities February 14, 2015February 10, 2015 gags If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Funny Jokes Confucius Say: Tequila January 6, 2015December 22, 2014 gags One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
Amusing Funny Quotes Quote Of The Day: George Carlin – Driving October 24, 2013August 28, 2013 gags “Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?” ~ George Carlin
