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Shot 100% on the HD HERO® camera from GoPro®.
Matthias Giraud and Stefan Laude capture some of the most incredible content seen by GoPro as they hit the Alps like true heroes skiing the French back country while escaping a large avalanche on their tails!
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out on a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It’s a beautiful day and love is in the air.
Marie leans over to Pierre and says: “Pierre, kiss me!”
Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie’s lips.
“What are you doing, Pierre?”, says the startled Marie.
“I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I like to have red wine!”
She smiles and they start kissing.
When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, “Pierre, kiss me lower.”
Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her breasts.
“Pierre! What are you doing?”, asks the bewildered Marie.
“I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I like to have white wine!”
They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up.
Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, “Pierre, kiss me lower!”
Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights it on fire.
Marie shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms upwards and screams furiously, “PIERRE, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?”
Our hero stands up, defiantly, and says, “I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I go down, I go down in flames!”
Three men are traveling in the Amazon: a Canadian, an American, and a Frenchman.
They get captured by a fierce tribe of Amazons.
The tribe leader tells them they will be whipped for entering their territory.
The tribal chief says to the Canadian, “What do you want on your back for your whipping?”
The Canadian responds, “I will take oil!”
So they put oil on his back, and a large Amazon whips him 10 times.
When he is finished the Canadian has these huge welts on his back, and he can hardly move.
The Amazons haul the Canadian away, and say to the American, “What do you want on your back?”
“I will take nothing! I will take my punishment like a real man!” says the American, and he boldly stands there and takes his 10 lashings without a single flinch.
Finally, it’s the Frenchman’s turn and the tribal chief asks:
“What will you take on your back?”
And he responds – “I’ll take the American!”
Three men are discussing their previous night’s lovemaking.
The Italian says, “My wife, I rubbed her all over with fine olive oil, then we make wonderful love. She screamed for five minutes.”
The Frenchman says, “I smooth sweet butter on my wife’s body, then we made passionate love. She screamed for 20 minutes.”
The Jewish man says, “I covered my wife’s body with schmaltz [chicken fat]. We made love and she screamed for six hours.”
The others say, “SIX HOURS? How did you make her scream for six hours?”
He shrugs. “I wiped my hands on the curtains.”
3 dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all of them with very big smiles on their faces.
The coroner calls the police to tell them what happened.
“The first body: A Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hench the enormous smile, Inspector.” says the coroner.
“The second body, Scotsman, 25, won thousands on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile.”
The Inspector asked, “What of the third person?”
“Ah” says the coroner, “This is the most unusual one.
Billy Bob the redneck from Oklahoma, 30 struck by lightening.”
“Why is he smiling then?” asks the Inspector.
“He thought he was having his picture taken.”