Did you hear about the Frenchman who almost got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre in Paris?
After planning the crime, getting in and out past security, he was captured only two blocks away when his Minivan ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such an almost flawless crime, and then make such an obviously stupid error, he replied: “Monsieur, I had no Monet to buy Degas to make de Van Gogh.”
A Brit, a Frenchman, and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden.
“Look at their reserve, their calm,” muses the Brit. “They must be British.”
“Nonsense,” the Frenchman disagrees. “They’re naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French.”
“No clothes, no shelter,” the Russian points out. “They have only an apple to eat, and they’re being told this is paradise. They are Russian.”
Enjoy!
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Mansour Bahrami
, tennis’ greatest entertainer.
This is a video montage of Mansour Bahrami’s greatest comedic moments, tricks and skills. A fantastic athlete and gentleman who has the led the most incredible life.
, tennis’ greatest entertainer.