The entertainment for this weekend is this clip from John Pinette’s I’m Starvin’! DVD.
Enjoy!
Tag: French
Ted Nugent – What Do Deer Think?
This is funny. Ted Nugent made this comment in a May 2006 interview conducted by a British journalist Robert Chalmers. According to snopes it is true.
Ted Nugent, a heavy metal guitar legend and devoted (bow) hunter, was being interviewed by a journalist. Eventually, the conversation turned to his love of outdoor pursuits. The journalist asked, “What do you think the last thought is in the head of a deer before you shoot it? Is it, “Are you my friend?” or maybe “Are you the one who killed my brother?”
Nugent replied, “I don’t think they’re capable of either of those thoughts, you Limey asshole. They’re only interested in three things: the best place to eat, having sex and how quickly they can run away. Much like the French.”
Joke Of The Day
A French man, an Englishman, and a Russian are walking through an art museum. Upon reaching a painting of Adam and Eve, they begin to debate the ethnicity of the couple.
“They must be French,” the French guy says, “Look at them, they are so beautiful and perfect.”
“No no,” interjects the Englishman, “They have to have been intelligent and must be leaders, so they’re obviously English.”
The Russian shakes his head and looks at his fellow aficionados. After a moment, he says, “No no no, you are all wrong. They have no house, no clothes, no food but apples, and are being told that this is Paradise. They MUST be Russian.”
Newsweek: We Are All Socialists Now
If Newsweek says we are all socialist now it must be true! I think I’ll become a subscriber. Just send my bill to Obama. Yeah…free magazines!
As the Obama administration presses the largest fiscal bill in American history, caps the salaries of executives at institutions receiving federal aid at $500,000 and introduces a new plan to rescue the banking industry, the unemployment rate is at its highest in 16 years. The Dow has slumped to 1998 levels…
All of this is unfolding in an economy that can no longer be understood, even in passing, as the Great Society vs. the Gipper. Whether we like it or not—or even whether many people have thought much about it or not—the numbers clearly suggest that we are headed in a more European direction. A decade ago U.S. government spending was 34.3 percent of GDP, compared with 48.2 percent in the euro zone—a roughly 14-point gap, according to the Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development. In 2010 U.S. spending is expected to be 39.9 percent of GDP, compared with 47.1 percent in the euro zone—a gap of less than 8 points. As entitlement spending rises over the next decade, we will become even more French.
Barack Obama’s Own French Dressing
From the brilliant people over at The Peoples Cube.
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