Tag: Flowers

Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the town hall where a flower show was in progress.

One leaned over and said, “Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For 5 dollars, I’d take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show!”

“You’re on!” said the other old lady, holding up a 5 dollar bill.

The first fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked through the front door of the flower show.

Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause. The naked lady burst out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd.

“What happened?” asked her waiting friend.

“I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement.”