The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job.
The foreman frowned and said, “I have to ask you this; have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?”
“Well, as a matter of fact, I have!” she replied. “I’ve been divorced three times and I voted for Obama.”
The Michael Vick chew toy definitely falls into the category of “wish I’d thought of that”.
Get one while you can before Florida shuts the operation down.
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Hat tip Gateway Pundit
This is just another “Sign of the Times” in this Obamanation.
Florida Woman Calls 911 After McDonald’s Runs Out of McNuggets
A Florida woman called 911 three times after she paid for a 10-piece Chicken McNuggets at a McDonald’s but the fast-food restaurant ran out of them and refused to refund her money.
Latreasa L. Goodman, 27, made the calls after she tried to get her money back from a Fort Pierce McDonald’s and the cashier told her all sales were final. Police released the 911 tapes.
“This is an emergency. If I would have known they didn’t have McNuggets, I wouldn’t have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don’t want one,” she later told police. “This is an emergency.”
The cashier told her to choose something else off the menu of equal value to the McNuggets, and suggested the restaurant’s cheeseburger called the McDouble.
“She’s trying to force me to eat something off the menu and I don’t want it,” Goodman told 911.
The first dispatcher, a woman, asks if there’s a manager there, but listens to Goodman’s complaints and says she’s sending someone.
The second, male dispatcher tells her he’s aware of the incident and “we’ve got an officer coming out there to talk to you.”
Police say Goodman was cited on a misuse of 911 charge. A current phone listing for Goodman couldn’t be found.
A McDonald’s spokesman said Goodman should have been given a refund, and she’s being sent a gift card for a free meal.
Arrested? Whatever happened to cleaning erasers, pushing the mop in the gym, detention hall, writing sentences, running laps around the ball field, push ups, sit ups, yanking parents out of work?
If disruptive flatulation were a crime, I’d be on death row.
12-year-old charged after deliberately “breaking wind” in class
A 12-year-old Florida student was arrested earlier this month after he “deliberately passed gas to disrupt the class,” according to police. The child, who was also accused of shutting off the computers of classmates at Stuart’s Spectrum Jr./Sr. High School, was busted November 4 for disruption of a school function. A Martin County Sheriff’s Office report, a copy of which you’ll find below, notes that the 4′ 11″ offender admitted that he “continually disrupted his classroom environment by breaking wind and shutting off several computers.” The boy, whose name was redacted from the police report released today, was turned over to his mother following the arrest. The young perp turned 13 on November 15.