Tag: Fishing
Joke Of The Day: Hardware Store
A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles.
She asked the store manager how much it was.
He said ‘I am blind drop it on the ground and i’ll tell ya.’
She dropped it on the ground.’Aahh that’s $10.00.’
She bent down and let a big fart that everyone heard. But, she really wanted the pole so she picked it up. And went to pay for it.
‘That will be $20.00’
‘But you said $10.00’
‘$10.00 extra for the stink bait and duck call.
Joke Of The Day: The Pope Went Fishing
The Pope took a Liberal philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a large lake.
As they drifted on the still lake, the philosopher accidentally dropped an oar and watched it float away.
The pontiff stepped out of the boat, walked across the water to the oar, grabbed it and walked back to the boat.
The next day at the university, a colleague asked the philosopher if he had enjoyed fishing with the Pope.
“It was okay, but would you believe that guy can’t swim?”
Joke Of The Day: Ice Fishing
This guy goes ice fishing, takes out an auger and starts drilling.
LOUD VOICE FROM ABOVE: There’s no fish there.
Guy goes to another spot and drills.
LOUD VOICE FROM ABOVE: There’s no fish there, either.
Guy tries a third spot.
LOUD VOICE FROM ABOVE: Nope. Not there either.
Guy, getting a little nervous: “Are you God?”
LOUD VOICE FROM ABOVE: No. I’m the arena manager.
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