Sarah Palin on California Delta Smelt Minnow: “Where I Come From We Call Them Bait”

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Feb 052011
 

Sarah Palin spoke at the Ronald Reagan Ranch Center in celebration of the 100 year anniversary of his birth. She told the audience that in Alaska, unlike in California, they call two-inch fish “bait” and won’t allow the minnows to destroy people’s lives.

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Christmas Tree Powered by Electric Eel

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Dec 052010
 

When an aquarium in Japan planned their holiday displays for Christmas, they decided to harness the natural talents of an electric eel. The lights on a Christmas tree are powered by the eel’s natural electricity, which is picked up by two aluminum panels in the tank that act as electrodes.

Joke Of The Day

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Jul 112010
 

A man walks into a fishmongers with a salmon under his arm and says “Do you make fishcakes?”

The fishmonger says “Why yes, of course, we’re a fishmongers.”

The man replies “Oh fantastic, it’s his birthday.”