Joke Of The Day: The Diet

Rubber ChickenAn Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.

‘I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.

When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60lbs!
‘Why, that’s amazing!’ the doctor said, ‘Did you follow my instructions?’

The Irishman nodded…’I’ll tell you though, I t’aut I were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day.’

‘From the hunger, you mean?’ asked the doctor.

‘No, from the skippin’

 

 

An Epic Drum Solo

What more can I say except… Enjoy!

Check it out as these three drummers lay down some sweet beats on this mans tummy! Tummy Talk is an experience of human sounds that cannot be described, but only seen.

THE ACTUAL SOUNDS AND NOISES FROM THE VIDEO WERE RECORDED ON THE HUMAN BODY. No Samoans were harmed in the making of this video! :)

 

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