AMBITIOUS : Always ready for a fart
AMIABLE : Likes to smell others’ farts
ANTI-SOCIAL : Excuses himself and farts in private
AQUATIC : Farts in bath, then breaks bubbles with toes
ATHLETIC : Jumps in the air, farts 3 times, and kicks his heels 3 times
BEWILDERED : Can’t tell his own fart from others
BIG BULLY : Farts louder than others
CARELESS : Farts in church
CHILDISH : Farts and then giggles
CLEVER : Farts and coughs at the same time
CONCEITED : Thinks he can fart the loudest
CONFUSED : Face is so much like an ass, fart can’t tell which way to go
CUTE : Smells your farts and then tells you what you were eating
DAMNED MEAN : Farts and then pulls the covers over his wife’s head
DISHONEST : Farts and then blames the dog
DISAPPOINTED : Fart doesn’t smell
DUMB : Enjoys other farts, thinks they are his own
ENVIRONMENTALIST : Farts regularly but is concerned about the pollution
FOOLISH : Suppresses a fart for hours
FRESH GUY : Jumps in front of you and then farts
GROUCH : Grumbles when ladies fart
HONEST : Admits he farted but offers a good medical reason
IMPUDENT : Farts out aloud and then laughs
LAZY : Just fizzles
MASOCHIST : Farts in the bath tub and tries to bite the bubbles
MISERABLE : Can’t fart at all
MUSICAL : Tenor or Bass, Clear as a bell, smells like shit and sounds like hell
NERVOUS : Stops in the middle of a fart
PROUD : Thinks his farts are exceptionally pleasant
SADIST : Farts in bed, then fluffs the covers
SCIENTIFIC : Bottles his farts
SENSITIVE : Farts and then starts crying
SHY : Blushes when he farts silently
SLOB : Farts and stains his underwear
SMART ALEC : Farts when ladies are present
SNEAKY : Farts and blames it on the dog
STINGY : Belches to save his ass-hole
STRATEGIC : Conceals his fart by loud laughter
THRIFTY : One who always has farts in reserve
TIMID : Jumps when he farts
UNFORTUNATE : Tries to fart but shits himself
VAIN PERSON : One who loves the smell of his own fart
WHIMPY : Farts at the slightest exertion
WISE GUY : Farts and asks who shit
