Fart By Mail

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Dec 042012
 

Thinking of the perfect gift to send to Congress? Well look no further.

California-based Zach Friedberg has started Fart By Mail, a mail order service to send stinky greetings “that smell like real poo.” Each fart is delivered with a greeting card that has “a custom message, heinous odor, and hilarious fart sound!” 

Fart By Mail’s first commercial shows how the service works and what you can expect to get when ordering your own fart.

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Joke Of The Day: Two Old Women Waiting For A Bus

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Oct 032012
 

Rubber ChickenTwo old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed. Finally, one woman turned to the other and said, “You know, I’ve been sitting here so long, my butt fell asleep!’.

The other woman turned to her and said “I know! I heard it snoring!”