Fart Winter Olympics – Figure Skating

The winter Olympics with flatulence reminiscent of The World Champion Farting Contest that pitted Paul Boomer against Lord Windershmear?

Enjoy!

This is the Winter Games footage that NBC doesn’t want you to see.

The folks over at Ghost + Cow Films have dubbed farts over footage of the winter games and it’s probably the stupidest thing that has ever happened to the Olympics. And damn, is it hilarious.

These men and women are at the peak of flatulence athleticism, and I’m not sure I’ll be able to go back to watching the Olympics without fart dubs from this point forward.

Gold medals and bean burritos for everyone!

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Joke Of The Day: Loud Music

Rubber Chicken Life just gets better as you get older doesn’t it?

I was in a Starbucks Coffee recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart.

The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs I started to feel much better.

I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me.
I suddenly remembered that I was listening to the music on my I-pod.

This is what happens when old people start using technology.

 

 

The Buttcracker Suite

The Buttcracker Suite

This is brilliant!

It’s getting harder and harder to comment on this administration using printable words. Happily, this video doesn’t use words at all, but still captures the Democrats’ “pass it to see what’s in it” mentality while also making use of our nation’s richest and most dependable supply of natural gas.

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