Joke Of The Day: Speeding Farmer

Rubber Chicken A farmer is transporting donkeys across the interstate.

He is driving at a brisk but legal pace when he was suddenly pulled over by a two state troopers.

The first trooper says, “Sir, do you know how fast you were going?”

The farmer looked at him, puzzled, and replied, “Yes, as a matter of fact, I was going five miles below the speed limit!”

The first trooper angrily looks over at the second and says, “You told me he was speeding!”

Flustered, the second officer replies, “No no no, I said he was hauling ass!”

 

 

 

Seasonal Produce Guide

Seasonal Produce Guide

Arguments abound for eating seasonally, but it can be a little tricky to keep track of what’s available when. While one could always just take a stroll through the market to find out what’s at its prime, that can make meal planning a bit tricky. Instead, check out this comprehensive glossary, and you’ll know what to expect at your market, what to look forward to in months to come, and what to get your fill of before it’s gone.

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Joke Of The Day: Horns

Rubber Chicken A born-and-bred New Yorker is in the country when he sees a field of animals and says to the farmer. “What a strange looking cow. Why doesn’t it have horns?”

“Well, there are several reasons,” the farmer replies. “Some cows get their horns late, while others have their horns cut off, and still others never even grow horns.”

“And this cow?” the city man asks.

“Well, the reason this cow doesn’t have any horns is because it’s a horse.”

 

 

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