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One day, God asked Adam how things were going with Eve.
Adam: Pretty good, I guess. God: You seem to be holding back. Do you have any questions? Adam: Well, why did you make her so much more beautiful than me? God: So you would enjoy looking at her. Adam: And why did you make her skin so much softer than mine? God: So you would enjoy touching her. Adam: And why did you make her smell so much better than me? God: So you would want to be around her all the time. You see, Adam, I made Eve just for you, to make you happy. Adam: Then why did you make her so stupid? God: Well Adam, if I had made her any smarter, she never would have slept with a guy like you.
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