Epileptic lettuce farmer makes “seizure salad.” |
I was in a bar the other day telling that “cruelty joke,” “What do you do if you see an epileptic have a fit in the bathtub? You throw in your laundry!”
Well, we were all having a laugh when this guy tapped me on the shoulder and said, “Excuse me, but I don’t find that funny. My brother was an epileptic and by coincidence he did die in the bathtub during a fit.”
I said, “Oh, man, I’m so sorry. Did he drown?”
He said, “No, I think he choked on a sock.”