Mehdi Sadaghdar shows us the do’s and don’ts of changing a light bulb.
Enjoy!
You can’t even change a light bulb?! But it’s so simple, just watch the video…
May 302013
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Apr 302012
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician were arguing as to which profession was older.
“Well,” argued the doctor, “without a physician mankind could not have survived, so I am sure that mine is the oldest profession.”
“No,” said the engineer, “before life began there was complete chaos, and it took an engineer to create some semblance of order from this chaos. So engineering is older.”
“But,” chirped the triumphant politician, “who created the chaos?”
Jan 302011
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Nov 242010
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, “Ah, you’re an engineer. You are in the wrong place.”
So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they’ve got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, “So, how’s it going down there in hell?”
Satan replies, “Hey, things are going great. We’ve got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there’s no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next.”
God replies, “What? You’ve got an engineer? That’s a mistake. He should never have gotten down there; send him up here.”
Satan says, “No way.” I like having an engineer on the staff, and I’m keeping him.”
God says, “Send him back up here or I’ll sue.”
Satan laughs uproariously and answers, “Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?”
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Nov 232009
Three lawyers and three engineers are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three lawyers each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket. ”How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?” asked one of the lawyers. ”Watch and you’ll see,” answers one of the engineers. They all board the train. The lawyers take their respective seats but all three engineers cram into a restroom and close the door behind them.
Shortly after the train has departed ,the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, ”Ticket please.” The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand.The conductor takes it and moves on.
The lawyers saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the lawyers decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and save money.
When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the engineers don’t buy a ticket at all. ”How are you going to travel without a ticket, ”asks one perplexed lawyer.” Watch and you’ll see,” says one of the engineers.
When they board the train the three lawyers cram in a restroom and the three engineers cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the engineers leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the lawyers are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, ”Ticket please.”