Finally, it’s been explained!
You can not imagine how glad I was to get this explanation.
I sure as HECK never understood before this.
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Mexican Words Of The Day
1. *Cheese*
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese ugly.
2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car there’s not mushroom.
3. *Shoulder*
My fren wants 2 become a citizen, but che didn’t know how to read, so I, shoulder.
4. *Texas*
When I’m not home, my fren always Texas me, che wonders where I am!
5. *Herpes*
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece then che got herpes.
6. *July*
Ju told me ju were going to tha store but ju went to see sum guy, July to me! Julyer!
7. *Rectum*
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!
8. *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife but che said chicken go herself.
9. *Wheelchair*
We only have one enchilada left but don’t worry wheelchair
10. *Chicken* *wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
11. *Harassment*
My wife caught me in bed with another women. I told her, “Honey, harassment nothen to me
12. *Bishop*
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.
13. *Body wash*
I want to go to the club But no body wash my kids.
14. *Budweiser*
That women has a nice body, Budweiser face so ugly?
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Favorite Movie Calculator
Here is a very short, simple little math calculation you can do in your head. I was amazed at how this accurately identified my favorite movie. Try it, you’ll like it!
This is pretty amazing!
I was surprised how this worked. Be honest and don’t look at the movie list till you have done the math!
Try this test and find out what movie is your favorite. This amazing math quiz can likely predict which of 18 films you would enjoy the most. Don’t ask me how, but it really works!
The Movie Test:
Pick a number from 1-9.
Multiply by 3.
Add 3.
Multiply by 3 again.
Now add the two digits of that answer together to find your predicted favorite movie in the list of 18 movies below.
Movie List:
1. Gone With The Wind
2. E.T.
3. Beverly Hills Cop
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Defeat of Obama in 2012
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders Of The Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubtfire
18. Toy Story
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