I actually won two lotteries today. I won a Kenyan Lottery according to an email received from a Nigerian prince.
He holds a MILLION DOLLARS and he wants to send it to me — FREE!
And all I have to do is give him all my bank account numbers so he can transfer the money!
And then I got ANOTHER email. It too was from a KENYAN prince and he wants to give me FREE healthcare for life!
And all I have to do is give him all my bank account numbers, MY SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER and MY CONFIDENTIAL HEALTH INFORMATION so he can make it happen!
8) Only in America … could they have had the two people most responsible for the tax code, Timothy Geithner (the head of the Treasury Department) and Charles Rangel (who once ran the Ways and Means Committee), BOTH turn out to be tax cheats who are in favor of higher taxes.
7) Only in America … can they have terrorists kill people in the name of Allah and have the media primarily react by fretting that Muslims might be harmed by the backlash.
6) Only in America … would they make people who want to legally become American citizens wait for years in their home countries and pay tens of thousands of dollars for the privilege, while they discuss letting anyone who sneaks into the country illegally just ‘magically’ become American citizens.
5) Only in America … could the people who believe in balancing the budget and sticking by the country’s Constitution be thought of as “extremists.”
4) Only in America … could you need to present a driver’s license to cash a check or buy alcohol, but not to vote.
3) Only in America … could people demand the government investigate whether oil companies are gouging the public because the price of gas went up when the return on equity invested in a major U.S. oil company (Marathon Oil) is less than half of a company making tennis shoes (Nike).
2) Only in America … could the government collect more tax dollars from the people than any nation in recorded history, still spend a Trillion dollars more than it has per year – for total spending of $7-Million PER MINUTE, and complain that it doesn’t have nearly enough money.
1) Only in America … could the rich people – who pay 86% of all income taxes – be accused of not paying their “Fair share” by people who don’t pay any income taxes at all.
This is not the type of Redneck jokes we normally hear. This is a bit different.
We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It’s time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I’d choose a half-dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit — that’s what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Y’all know who ya are…
You might be a redneck if:
It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, ‘One nation, under God.’
You might be a redneck if:
You’ve never protested about seeing The 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a redneck if:
You still say ‘Christmas’ instead of ‘Winter Festival.’
You might be a redneck if:
You bow your head when someone prays.
You might be a redneck if:
You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem
You might be a redneck if:
You treat our armed forces Veterans with great respect, and always have.
You might be a redneck if:
You’ve never burned an American flag, nor intend to.
You might be a redneck if:
You know what you believe and you aren’t afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You might be a redneck if:
You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same. Some of you are so old you don’t have elders to respect.
You might be a redneck if:
You’d give your last dollar to A friend.
