Joke Of The Day: Last Request

Rubber ChickenTwo men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day, were led down to the room in which they would meet their maker. The priest had given them last rites, the formal speech had been given by the warden, and a final prayer had been said among the participants. The Warden, turning to the first man, solemnly asked, “Son, do you have a last request?”

To which the man replied, “Yes sir, I do. I love dance music. Could you please play The Macarena for me one last time?”

“Certainly,” replied the warden. He turned to the other man and asked, “Well, what about you, son? What is your final request?”

“Please,” said the condemned man, “kill me first.”

 

 

Joke Of The Day

A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switch when the guy gets the hiccups.

The warden says, “Do you have any last requests?”

The guy says, “(hic) Yeah… (hic) could you please do (hic) could you please do something to scare me?”