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Joke Of The Day: The Angry Dwarf

Rubber ChickenA man is driving through an intersection when the side of his car was hit by a truck.

As the man is getting out to examine the damage on his car, a dwarf gets out of the truck, looks at the damage on his truck and exclaims “IM NOT HAPPY!!! IM NOT HAPPY!!!”.

The man then says then which one are you?

 

 

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Joke Of The Day

I was driving one day and a car cut me off. I didn’t have time or space to stop; so I hit the offender.

When he gets out of his car; lo and behold; and to my surprise, he is a dwarf.

He lumbers over to me and very angrily yells, ‘I am not happy!’

To which I replied, “Okay, which one are you?”

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