Joke Of The Day: The Angry Dwarf

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May 082013
 

Rubber ChickenA man is driving through an intersection when the side of his car was hit by a truck.

As the man is getting out to examine the damage on his car, a dwarf gets out of the truck, looks at the damage on his truck and exclaims “IM NOT HAPPY!!! IM NOT HAPPY!!!”.

The man then says then which one are you?

 

 

Joke Of The Day

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Nov 062011
 

I was driving one day and a car cut me off. I didn’t have time or space to stop; so I hit the offender.

When he gets out of his car; lo and behold; and to my surprise, he is a dwarf.

He lumbers over to me and very angrily yells, ‘I am not happy!’

To which I replied, “Okay, which one are you?”