Tag: Drunks
Joke Of The Day
A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church, sits down in a confession box and says nothing.
The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing.
The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.
Finally, the drunk replies: “No use knockin’ mate, there’s no paper in this one either.”
Joke Of The Day
A drunkard was trying to insert the key in the padlock, but being unsteady every time he attempted, he failed.
A gentleman came along and seeing the frustration of the drunkard, he offered to help him to work the key in the lock.
Thanking the gentleman about his offer, the drunkard said, “It is okay. I will manage the key myself, you just hold on to this house, it seems to be shaky.”
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