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Political

Obama Puts Mexican Drug Cartels In Control Of US/Mexico Border

Obama Puts Mexican Drug Cartels In Control Of US/Mexico Border

Mexican Drug Cartels
It’s time to remove this piece of excrement from office.

Excerpted from Breitbart Texas:

The massive influx of adults and minors crossing into the U.S. from Mexico, Guatemala, Honduras, and El Salvador has brought the Customs and Border Protection agency (CPB) past its capacity to provide security at the U.S./Mexico border, according to the National Border Patrol Council (NBPC).

In an interview with Breitbart Texas, NBPC Vice President Shawn Moran revealed that the Mexican cartels control the flow of illegal immigrants across Mexico through the monopoly on coyotes, otherwise known as human smugglers. “Mexican cartels are exploiting this crisis to get their shipments through. They know our schedules, our shifts, our manpower, and how we react to these situations,” said Vice President Moran.

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via Pat Dollard

Jokes

Joke Of The Day: A Second Chance

Rubber Chicken Mick and Moe were arrested for smoking dope; they appeared in court on Friday. After hearing the charges against them, the judge said, “You seem like nice young men…. and this is your first offense. I’m going to give you both a second chance. Rather than wasted time in jail, you could be of great value to our community. Go out this weekend and explain to others the evils of drug use…. try to convince them to give up drugs forever! Be back in this same courtroom on Monday at 9 o’clock sharp.”

Monday, the two reappeared before the judge. “How did you do over the weekend?” he asked of Mick.

“Well, Sir, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever.”

“Seventeen! That’s wonderful!” What did you tell them?” asked the judge.

“I used a diagram, your Honor,” explained Mick. “I drew two circles; I told them’ the big circle is your brain before drugs; the small circle is your brain after drugs.”

“That’s quite admirable,” remarked the judge. “And you, how did you do?” he inquired of Moe.

“Well, your Honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever.”

“156! That’s truly amazing! How in the world did you manage to do that?”

“Well, Judge, I used a similar approach. I also drew a large circle and a small circle. I said, pointing to the small circle,’ this is your asshole before prison.”

 

 

Amusing Information

The Science Of Caffeine: The World’s Most Popular Drug

The Science of Caffeine: The World’s Most Popular Drug

 
In the American Chemical Society’s (ACS’) latest Reactions video, they look at the science behind the world’s most popular drug, including why it keeps you awake and how much caffeine is too much.

It’s not just in coffee anymore. From drinks to jerky to gum, caffeine is everywhere. In our latest video, we take a look at the science behind the world’s most popular drug, including why that little molecule keeps you awake and reveal just how much caffeine is too much.

 

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