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A guy was pulled over by a cop.
The cop says to the guy “You’re eyes are bloodshot have you been drinking?” The guy says to the cop “You’re eyes are glazed have you been eating donuts?” |
Tag: Donuts
Joke Of The Day: Have You Been Drinking?
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the
car. After looking the man over he says, “Sir, I couldn’t help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?”
The man gets really indignant and says, “Officer, I couldn’t help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?”
Donut Day Spa
Donuts — is there anything they can’t do? Say goodbye to worry lines, wrinkles and stretchmarks. Artist Josh Atlas has the right idea. Pile the donuts on. And, of course, you can always eat them afterward.
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