A Tale Of Two Doctors

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Sep 122014
 

Two patients limp into two different doctors’ offices with the same complaint: Both have trouble walking and may require hip surgery.

Patient 1. is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week.

Patient 2. sees his family doctor after waiting 3 weeks for an appointment, then waits 8 weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn’t reviewed for another week and finally has his surgery scheduled for 6 months from then, pending the review boards decision on his age and remaining value to society.

Why the different treatment for the 2 patients?

The FIRST is a Golden Retriever taken to a vet.
The SECOND is a Senior Citizen on Obama care.

In November, if there is no change in government, we’ll all have to find a good vet.

 

Xena The Warrior Puppy

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Sep 112014
 
Xena The Warrior Puppy

Xena The Warrior Puppy ASPCA Dog of the Year

Xena the Warrior Puppy, rescued from abuse, helps an 8-year-old boy with autism overcome his anxiety.

This is a great inspirational story of a match made in heaven!

Johnny struggled with social anxiety. Despite the love and support of his family, he continued to struggle with being out in public. That is, until he met Xena. Though he had never connected with the other two dogs in his family, something about Xena clicked with him.

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Mutant Giant Spider Dog

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Sep 062014
 

A dog dressed as a mutant giant spider scares the hell out of people.

Enjoy!

Pulling off a good prank is easy: You just find people’s worst nightmare and then shove it in their faces so you and your friends can have a bit of a laugh.

Veteran prankster SA Wardega from Poland proved he has perfected the art when he dressed a little dog up to look like an oversized spider and let it lose on the general public.

People scream seeing the pooch standing over a ‘dead body’ in a lift, but our hearts really go out to the poor guy who, when trying to escape the abomination, gets caught in a giant ‘web’.

Watching it a second time round makes it a little less scary as you realise the dog is only chasing people because he thinks it is part of a game, but this is obviously hard to decipher when eight huge fury legs are coming towards you.

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Mutant Giant Spider Dog