Rescued Elephant Beats The Odds

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Apr 192016
 

A rescued baby elephant, named Ellie, beats the odds with the help of his German Shepherd companion.

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Everyone loves a canine companion, and this baby elephant is no exception! The tiny pachyderm arrived at the Thula Thula Rhino Orphanage in South Africa after being rejected by his herd. Critically ill, the youngster had very little chance of survival. But thanks to round-the-clock care from sanctuary staff, and a bit of help from a special canine companion, the baby elephant is on the road to a full recovery.

 

Joke Of The Day: Einstein The Dog

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Apr 182016
 
Rubber Chicken A guy gets a new dog, a nice Jewish dog. He names the dog Einstein and trains Einstein to do a couple of tricks. He can’t wait to show Einstein off to his neighbor. A few weeks later when the neighbor finally comes over, the guy calls Einstein into the house, bragging about how smart he is.

The dog quickly comes running and stands looking up at his master, tail wagging excitedly, mouth open, tongue hanging out, eyes bright with anticipation. The guy points to the newspaper on the couch and commands “Fetch!”

Immediately, the dog climbs onto the couch and sits, his tail wagging furiously. Then all of a sudden, he stops. His doggie smile disappears. He starts to frown and puts on a sour face. Looking up at his master, he whines, “You think this is easy, wagging my tail all the time? Oy vey… And you think it’s easy eating that junk that you call designer dog food? Forget it… it’s too salty and it gives me gas. It’s disgusting I tell you!”

The neighbor is absolutely amazed… stunned. In astonishment, he says, “I can’t believe it. Einstein can speak. Your dog actually talks. You asked him to fetch the newspaper and he is sitting on the sofa talking to us.”

“I know, I know,” says the dog owner. “He’s not yet fully trained. He thought I said kvetch.”

 

 

 

Puppy Or Bagel

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Mar 102016
 

Puppy or Bagel? You’ll need to take a second look.

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Any dog owner will admit that at one time or another we have uttered the phrase, “you’re so cute I could eat you.” Don’t be embarrassed; we know you’ve said it. But everyone knows dogs aren’t really meant for eating unless you’re exploring the Oregon Territory in the 1800s or something. However the line between adorable and delectable gets a little blurry when you start putting animals and their food look-alike counterparts side by side. It gets confusing to tell the difference, and proving that fact are these tweets from @teenybiscuit (great handle, btw) who has so far found some weirdly appropriate creature/cuisine pairs that, when viewed as tiled images, will make you look twice, three times, however many passes it takes to convince yourself you’re looking at a puppy and not a delicious bagel.

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