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Relation of dog to human years |
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| Dog | Human |
| 6 months 8 months 10 months 12 months 18 months 2 years 4 years 6 years 8 years 10 years 11 years 12 years 13 years 14 years 15 years 16 years 18 years 20 years 21 years |
10 years 13 years 14 years 15 years 20 years 24 years 32 years 40 years 48 years 56 years 60 years 64 years 68 years 72 years 76 years 80 years 88 years 96 years 100 years |
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Wanda’s dishwasher was broken, so she called in a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, ‘I’ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I’ll mail you a check. Oh, by the way, don’t worry about my dog Spike. He won’t bother you. But, whatever you do, DO NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot! I MUST STRESS TO YOU: DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!”
When the repairman arrived at Wanda’s apartment, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work. The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally, the repairman couldn’t contain himself any longer and yelled, ‘Shut up, you stupid, frickin ugly bird!’ To which the parrot replied, ‘Get him, Spike!’
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