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Aug 122019
Joke Of The Day: Now Hiring
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Aug 112019
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A dog sees a “Now hiring” poster outside of a computer store. The poster reads:
“Must be able to type. Must be able to program. And must be bilingual. We are an equal opportunity employer.” The dog takes the poster in his mouth, and walks in. The manager spots the dog, and decides to humor it, pulling up a chair and a computer with a word processor. “Alright, if you want to work here, you need to first write a letter,” and leaves the room. 30 minutes later, he comes back in, and the dog has typed out a completely error-free letter. “Well, I’ll be. This is a smart dog. But can he program?” he asks himself. 20 minutes pass, and the dog has made a perfectly running “Hello, world” program. He looks, shocked, at the dog, and finally speaks. “Look, I know you have the qualifications, but, well… you’re a dog.” The dog nudges the words “We are an equal opportunity employer.” on the poster, and the manager sighs. “There’s no way you’re bilingual.” The dog looks him in the eyes, and says, “Meow.”
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An Autonomous Dog Poop Robot
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Aug 082019
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This company has created an incredible autonomous robot that roams around your yard picking up all of the dog poop it finds. It connects to the cloud to help process the images, and once it finds and detects a dog poop pile, it’ll lower down a mechanical claw to scoop it up. It’s called the Beetl, and it’s battery powered, will auto-recharge on its base when it’s running low, and uses a tandem camera to create boundaries in your yard.
Aug 042019
