Joke Of The Day

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May 222012
 

A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out a
blank form and wrote, “Woof.. woof.. woof.. woof.. woof.. woof.. woof… woof… woof.”

The clerk examined the paper and told the dog, “There are only nine words here. You could send another ‘woof’ for the same price.”

The dog replied “What, and ruin the punchline?!”

Joke Of The Day

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May 212012
 

A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog onto
the the operating table, looks down and says “Say ahhhhhhhhhhh!”

The man looks at the vet and says “The dog can’t speak”.

The vet says to the man “I was talking to YOU. The dog is dead!”