Super Dog

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Jan 012013
 

This is the real BOLT.

[youtube width=”640″ height=”360″]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPyP_7Xuqr0[/youtube]

 

Joke Of The Day: DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG!

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Dec 222012
 

Rubber ChickenUpon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the glass door. Inside he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash register.

He asked the store manager, “Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to beware of?”

“Yep, that’s him,” he replied.

The stranger couldn’t help but be amused. “That certainly doesn’t look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?”

“Because”, the owner replied, “before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him.”

 

 

Joke Of The Day: A Dead Dog

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Nov 132012
 

Rubber ChickenMom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died.

“You know, it’s not your fault that the dog died. He’s probably up in heaven right now, having a grand old time with God.”

Susie, still crying, said “What would God want with a dead dog?”