A new study shows that 74% of doctors plan on retiring, going to work part-time, or quitting medicine all together after ObamaCare takes effect.
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Joke Of The Day
A doctor had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty the next day.
No matter how hard he tried to forget about it, his shame and sense of betrayal were overwhelming.
But every once in a while he’d hear a reassuring voice in his head that said, “Don’t worry about it. You aren’t the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of his patients.”
But then he would hear another voice, one that jolted him back to reality. “You are a sick doctor,” it whispered, “and a terrible veterinarian.”
Joke Of The Day
A man goes to see his doctor feeling a bit unwell. The doctor checks him over and eventually finds a couple bags of money up his ass. He pulls them out and can’t resist totaling up the value of the find.
“Well,” says Dr. Lieberman, “I’ve found $1999.99 up your anus.”
“Hmmm,” replies the patient, “that would explain why I’ve not been feeling too grand…”
Joke Of The Day
The director of a hospital was giving new resident doctors a tour of the facility when one young woman noticed that a man was masturbating in a hospital room with the door wide open.
“That’s disgusting” screamed the woman, “Why is he doing that?”
The doctor that was leading the tour explained, “This man has a serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn’t do that five times a day, they’ll explode and he’ll die within minutes.”
“Oh well, in that case, I guess it’s OK,” commented the woman.
In the very next room they could see that a female nurse was performing oral sex on a different male patient.
Again the woman screamed, “Oh my! How can you explain THAT?”
The doctor replied … “Same illness but a better health care plan. The other patient has ObamaCare.”
Video Game Saves Boy’s Eyesight
Finally something good coming from a video game. A kid from Britain was diagnosed with a “lazy eye syndrome”, which had to potential to cause blindness if left untreated. To remedy this, his doctor prescribed that the boy play Mario Kart on his Nintendo DS
for two hours every day, while wearing a patch across his strong eye, so that his “lazy eye” could become stronger.
A British youth overcame what is called “lazy eye syndrome” thanks to a doctor’s prescription of Mario Kart DS, restoring his right eye from “near blindness” to a 250 percent improvement.
At age 5, Ben Michaels was diagnosed with ambylopia in his right eye, which results in a steady decline in vision in that eyeball. Untreated he would have gone completely blind in it. His doctor, however, told Ben to play Mario Kart DS with an eye patch, which trained the “lazy” one to work harder and thus to improve.
Best part, the therapy called for playing video games two hours a day. Sorry mom, doctor’s orders! It doesn’t appear that the success was dependent Mario Kart DS or any specific game or console. Perhaps its mentioned here because it was Ben’s favorite.
“A games console is something children can relate to. It allows us to deliver treatment quicker,” said Ben’s doctor. “What we don’t know is whether improvement is solely because of improved compliance, i.e. the child sticks with the patch more, or whether there is a physiological improvement from perceptual visual learning.”
Either way, it appears to have worked.
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