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Joke Of The Day
Achmed the Arab came to the United States from the Middle East. He was only here a few months when he became very ill. He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him.
Finally, he went to an Arab doctor who said “Take dees bocket, go into de odder room, poop in de bocket, pee on de poop, and den put your head down over de bocket and breathe in de fumes for ten minutes.”
Achmed took the bucket, went into the other room, pooped in the bucket, peed on the poop, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes.
Coming back to the doctor he said “It worked. I feel terrific! What was wrong with me?”
The doctor said “You were homesick.”
Joke Of The Day
Two doctors opened offices in a small town and put up a sign reading, “Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology.”
The town fathers were not too happy with the sign, and they proposed “Hysterias and Posteriors.”
The doctors didn’t find it acceptable, so they suggested “Schizoids and Hemorrhoids.”
The town didn’t like that either and countered with “Catatonics and High Colonics.”
Thumbs down again. By now the story was in the papers, and suggestions began rolling in:
“Manic-depressives and Anal-retentives.”
“Minds and Behinds.”
“Lost Souls and Ass-holes.”
“Analysis and Anal Cysts.”
“Queers and Rears.”
“Nuts and Butts.”
“Freaks and Cheeks.”
“Loons and Moons.”
None of these satisfied one side or the other, but they finally settled on “Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds & Ends.“
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