The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples.
Why?
Tag: Doctors
Joke Of The Day: First Child
A couple was making their first doctors visit prior to the birth of their first child.
After the exam, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife’s stomach with indelible ink.
The man and his wife were curious about what the stamp was for, so when they got home, the man took out his magnifying glass to try to see what is was. In very small letters, the stamp said, “When you can read this, come back and see me.”
Joke Of The Day: The Diet
An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
‘I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.
When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60lbs!
‘Why, that’s amazing!’ the doctor said, ‘Did you follow my instructions?’
The Irishman nodded…’I’ll tell you though, I t’aut I were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day.’
‘From the hunger, you mean?’ asked the doctor.
‘No, from the skippin’
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