Dr. Jones had served many years as an Obstetrician/gynecologist, but he felt he had reached a saturation point. His mind was no longer in his job. He wanted to do something else for the rest of his life. Dr. Jones had a fascination for mechanical things and remembered he enjoyed automotive training in school and, therefore decided to go in for a career change and to become an auto mechanic. He enrolled at an automotive school.
He completed the course and was required to appear for the final exams. The physical exam consisted of taking a car engine apart and then putting it back together. Dr. Jones completed his project and was amazed to receive a grade of 125%. Dr. Jones asked the examiner how could he score a 125%.
“Well,” answered the examiner, “I granted you 50% for taking the engine apart, 50% for putting it back together and another 25% for doing everything through the muffler”!
John was a patient living in a mental hospital since many years. Lately, he had developed this habit of putting his ear to the wall and listening.
The hospital doctor would watch John do this day after day. One day, the doctor finally decided to see what John was listening to, so he put his ear up to the wall and listened. He heard nothing.
So he turned to John and said, “I don’t hear anything.”
John said, “Yeah, I know. It’s been like that for many months now!”
A Muslim immigrant goes to the doctor and says “I feel terrible.”
The doctor examines him and then says, “You need to poop in a bucket for a week, throw in a dead fish and a rotting cabbage. Put a towel over your head and inhale the vapors for three days.”
The Muslim does this and goes back to the doctor and says, “I feel wonderful! What was wrong with me?”