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A Tale Of Two Doctors
Two patients limp into two different doctors’ offices with the same complaint: Both have trouble walking and may require hip surgery.
Patient 1. is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week.
Patient 2. sees his family doctor after waiting 3 weeks for an appointment, then waits 8 weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn’t reviewed for another week and finally has his surgery scheduled for 6 months from then, pending the review boards decision on his age and remaining value to society.
Why the different treatment for the 2 patients?
The FIRST is a Golden Retriever taken to a vet.
The SECOND is a Senior Citizen on Obama care.
In November, if there is no change in government, we’ll all have to find a good vet.
Joke Of The Day: Plain English
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A man told his doctor that he wasn’t able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said,’ Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me.’
‘Well, in plain English,’ the doctor replied,’ you’re just lazy.’ ‘Okay,’ said the man.’ Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife.’ |
Joke Of The Day: The Oldest Profession
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A doctor, an engineer, and a politician were arguing as to which profession was older.
“Well,” argued the doctor, “without a physician mankind could not have survived, so I am sure that mine is the oldest profession.” “No,” said the engineer, “before life began there was complete chaos, and it took an engineer to create some semblance of order from this chaos. So engineering is older.” “But,” chirped the triumphant politician, “who created the chaos?” |
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