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An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in her paintings that were on display.
“Well, I have good news and bad news,” the owner responded. “The good news is that a gentleman noticed your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. I told him it would and he bought all 10 of your paintings.” “That’s wonderful,” the artist exclaimed. “What’s the bad news?” “The gentleman was your doctor.” |
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A lawyer’s son was about to enter college. He asked his son “Now how did it get into your head that you want to be a doctor instead of a lawyer?”
“Well dad,” answered the son, “Did you ever hear anybody in a crowd gathered around a heart-attack victim shout out frantically, ‘Is there a lawyer in the house?'” |
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A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the room and says, “I have something to tell you about your child..”
The woman slowly sits up with a worried look on her face and says, “What’s wrong with it?” The doctor says, “There’s nothing really wrong with it, it’s just a little different! It’s a hermaphrodite.” The woman looks confused. “A hermaphrodite, what’s that?” The doctor replies, “It has both features of a male and a female.” The woman looks relieved. “What? You mean it has a penis AND a brain?” |
