Tag: Doctors
Joke Of The Day: The Checkup
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An elderly couple visits the doctor so the wife who is feeling poorly gets a checkup.
The old man waits in the waiting room while the old lady is in the examining room. After a complete exam, the doctor brings the old woman into his office to ask her a few questions. “How are you sleeping?” he asks. “I get eight hours of sleep,” says the woman, “and sometimes I wake up to go the bathroom, but I have no problem falling back to sleep. Occasionally I take a 30 minutes nap in the afternoon, but all in all, I sleep just fine.” “How is your diet?” asks the doctor. “I have three well-balanced meals a day,” says the woman. “Sometimes I have a light snack between lunch and dinner, but I eat very well.” “Do you still have intercourse?” asks the doctor. “What?” replies the old lady. “Intercourse,” says the doctor. “Do you still have intercourse?” The old woman get up out of her chair and opens the door to the waiting room and asks her husband, “Honey, do we have intercourse?” The old man looks at her and says, “I have told you a thousand times, it’s Blue Cross Blue Shield!” |
Joke Of The Day: Lady’s Medical Examination
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During a lady’s medical examination, the British doctor says, “Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now let me see the part that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble.”
The lady starts taking off her undies but is interrupted by the doctor. “No! No! …. Just stick out your tongue!” |
How To Of The Day: How To Make A Glass Eye
A detailed look at the process that goes into making a glass eye.
Enjoy!
https://youtu.be/Q6_dhhNRz7c
A small, highly skilled team at Moorfields Eye Hospital transform the lives of people who have lost their eyes to accidents and disease. Each year, they work with their clients to create around 1,400 customised, detailed prosthetics, many of which replace eyes.
Modern prosthetic eyes are far removed from the old misconceptions about ‘glass eyes’, combining modern materials, craftsmanship and artistry in an entirely unique way. In this film, ocularist David Carpenter talks us through the entire process of how a single prosthetic eye is made.
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