Joke Of The Day: A Doctor’s Toast

Joke Of The Day: A Doctor's Toast Our nephew was getting married to a doctor’s daughter. At the wedding reception, the father of the bride stood to read his toast, which he had scribbled on a piece of scrap paper.

Several times during his speech, he halted, overcome with what I assumed was a moment of deep emotion. But after a particularly long pause, he explained, “I’m sorry. I can’t seem to make out what I’ve written down.”

Looking out into the audience, he asked, “Is there a pharmacist in the house?”

 

 

 

 

How To Of The Day: How To Calm A Crying Baby

How To Calm A Crying Baby

Dr Robert C. Hamilton says “The Hold” is guaranteed to stop a baby from crying. Fold the baby’s arms across its chest and rock it at a 45 degree angle.

Does this work on Liberals?

Dr. Hamilton, a pediatrician in Santa Monica, CA shows how to calm a crying baby using “The Hold”. This technique has been utilized by Dr. Hamilton (Dr. Bob) to quiet infants during office visits. Parents have learned it and have experienced great success at home. You can too.

 

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