Tag: Detroit
Joke Of The Day
St. Peter was standing at the Pearly Gates when a group of people from Detroit walked up. He had never had anyone from Detroit make it this close, so he told them to wait there while he asks God how to handle this.
St. Peter found God and asked him what to do about the people from Detroit. God said to let the ten most virtuous amongst them enter heaven.
St. Peter left God, and a few minutes later he came running back up to God, and said…”they’re gone”!
God asked…”the people from Detroit”?
St. Peter said… “No, the Pearly Gates”!
Joke Of The Day
A young Arab asks his father:
What is this weird hat that we are wearing?
It’s a “chechia” because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun!
And what is this type of clothing that we are wearing?
It’s a “djbellah” because in the desert it is very hot and it protects your body!
And what are these ugly shoes that we have on our feet?
These are “babouches”, which keep us from burning our feet when in the desert!
Tell me, papa…
Yes, my son?
Why are we living in Detroit, Michigan and still wearing all this shit?
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