A man gets into an accident and is rushed to the hospital.
After what seemed like a very long wait, the ER Doctor appeared, wearing his scrubs and a long face.
Sadly, he said, “I’m afraid he’s brain-dead but his heart is still beating.”
“Oh, Dear God!” cried his wife, her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock. “We’ve never had a Democrat in the family before!”
“Social Security and Medicare are in trouble because politicians raided the cookie jar over and over again and that’s a problem.” One think I’ve learned up here and, um, I really didn’t have to come up here to learn it.. it’s the only way to get Congress to balance the budget.. the only way to keep them out of the cookie jar is to give them no choice. That’s why whether it’s balanced budget acts or pay as you go or any of that is the only thing, If you don’t tie our hands, we will keep stealing.”
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Very important information has just been made public that I think is something you should all be aware of:
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease.
The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It’s pronounced “Gonna re-elect-tim.
The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum.
Many victims contracted it in 2008 ….., but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is. It’s sad because it is so easily cured with a new procedure just coming on the market called Votemout!
You take the first dose/step in 2010 and the second dosage in 2012 and simply don’t engage in such behavior again, otherwise it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.
Several states are already on top of this like Virginia and New Jersey, and apparently now Massachusetts with many more seeing the writing on the wall.
Please pass this important message on to all those bright folk you really care about.
Obama has become the Jim Jones of the Democratic Party.
“The longest suicide note in history” is not a phrase I came up with. I stole it from some talking head on TV. For the life of me, I cannot remember his name. But, whoever said it was “spot on!”
This week the Democratic Party is scheduled to commit suicide. Their intention to ram ObamaCare, a socialized medicine bill, down the collective throats of a highly P.O.ed America will finish them off for the remainder of 2010 and most likely return them to the wilderness whence they came. For the record, we’d like to say: “Good Riddance!”