America Votes For Failure

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Nov 072012
 

America voted for failure last night as it re-elected Barack Hussein Obama for a second term. The people of America voted to give Barack a participation trophy to go along with his well-deserved Peace Prize.

Yes instead of firing this ass clown they decided to bend over FORWARD and take more of the same. Apparently they are satisfied with rising gas and food prices, higher unemployment, death panels, national debt through the roof, partisan politics and downgraded credit ratings… the list goes on.

Oh and let’s not forget they also decided to give Barack more flexibility for dealings with his buddy Vladimir Putin.

For the first time in my adult lifetime, I’m really not proud of my country … not just because Barack has done so poorly, but because I think people aren’t hungry for real change.

For now let me just end this rant by going to work so the idiots that voted for Obama can enjoy their food stamps and free cell phones on my dime.

Nuff said.

Joke Of The Day: Rats

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Nov 012012
 

Rubber ChickenA Tourist walked into a Chinese curio shop in San Francisco. While looking around at the exotic merchandise, he noticed a very lifelike, life-sized, bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but was so incredibly striking the tourist decided he must have it. He took it to the old shop owner and asked, “How much for the bronze rat?”

“Ahhh, you have chosen wisely! It is $12 for the rat and $100 for the story,” said the wise old Chinaman.

The tourist quickly pulled out twelve dollars. “I’ll just take the rat, you can keep the story”.

As he walked down the street carrying his bronze rat, the tourist noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the alleys and sewers and had begun following him down the street. This was a bit disconcerting so he began walking faster.

A couple blocks later he looked behind him and saw to his horror the herd of rats behind him had grown to hundreds, and they began squealing.

Sweating now, the tourist began to trot toward San Francisco Bay.

Again, after a couple blocks, he looked around only to discover that the rats now numbered in the MILLIONS, and were squealing and coming toward him faster and faster.

Terrified, he ran to the edge of the Bay and threw the bronze rat as far as he could into the Bay.

Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the Bay after the bronze rat and were all drowned.

The man walked back to the curio shop in Chinatown.

“Ahhh,” said the owner, “You come back for story?”

“No sir,” said the man, “I came back to see if you have a bronze Democrat.”

 

 

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