Joke Of The Day: Switching Parties

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Aug 042016
 
Rubber Chicken On his deathbed, a lifelong Republican supporter suddenly announced that he was switching to the Democratic party.

“I can’t believe you’re doing this.” said his friend. “For your entire life you’re been a staunch Republican. Why would you want to become a Democrat now?”

“Because I’d rather it was one of them that dies than one of us.”

 

 

 

The Plan

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Aug 022016
 
  1. Back off and let those who want to marry men, marry men.
  2. Allow those women who want to marry women, marry women.
  3. Allow those folks who want to abort their babies, abort their babies.
  4. In three generations, there will be no Liberals.
  5. I love it when a plan comes together; don’t you?!