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A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, “God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa.”
The father asked, ‘Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?’ The little girl said, “I don’t know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do.” The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this, “God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma.” The next day the grandmother died. “Holy crap” thought the father, “this kid is in contact with the other side.” Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say, “God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy.” He practically went into shock. He couldn’t sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and watched the clock.. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived; he breathed a sigh of relief and went home. When he got home his wife said, “I’ve never seen you work so late. What’s the matter?” He said, “I don’t want to talk about it, I’ve just spent the worst day of my life.” She said, “You think you had a bad day, you’ll never believe what happened to me. This morning my boss died in the middle of a meeting.
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A hilarious dad filmed himself having a heated discussion with his outraged four-year-old daughter… about boyfriends.
Enjoy!
A HILARIOUS video shows a Scots dad having a heated discussion with his outraged four-year-old daughter – about boyfriends.
John Tierney deadpans brilliantly as he tells the outraged girl she’s going to be a nun , that he’ll break her boyfriend’s legs, and lock up his dad.
The clip, which has already been viewed thousands of times, was filmed this weekend as John, from Blantyre , South Lanarkshire, was driving with Grace.
Like-minded fathers have commended John’s “sensational” parenting skills.
The 30-second video begins with John, who is a shop fitter, sitting in the front seat of his car, smiling into the camera as his daughter looks on from the back.
Grace starts by asking: “But what if I want to get a boyfriend?”
To which John grins and says: “I’ll break his legs…and guess what will happen after that?
“See your boyfriend’s Daddy? Daddy will take him hostage and keep him in a cupboard.”
Throughout his reply, Grace widens her eyes and shouts “No” from the backseat.
She then tries to reason with her Dad, saying: “Listen. I want a boyfriend. I’m getting a boyfriend.”
John interrupts and declares: “You’re not getting a boyfriend, you’re going to be a nun. You’re going to work for Jesus.”
Grace screams “I’m not, I’m going to get a boyfriend” as her father pulls out a cross necklace and holds it up to the light.
He continues: “This is who you’re going to work for. End of story.”
