Dad Jokes Archives - Common Sense Evaluation

“Dad, I am hungry.”
“Hi, Hungry, I’m Dad.”
“Dad, I’m serious.”
“I thought you were Hungry?”
“Are you kidding me?”
“Nope, I’m Dad.”

Q: What did the duck say when he bought the chap-stick?

A: Put it on my bill.

I used to hate facial hair… but then it grew on me.

Q: What do you call a fake noodle?

A: An Impasta.

I accidentally ate my cat’s food last night.

Don’t ask meow.

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