A Russian man feeds a Bear cookies through an open window.
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Joke Of The Day: The Tapeworm
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Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.
He found out he had a tapeworm, and was instructed by the doctor to bring a muffin, a Twinkie and a cookie with him on his next visit. When he was being examined the doctor shoved the muffin, the Twinkie, and finally the cookie up the guy’s a**. The patient protested, but the doctor calmed him down, saying it was part of the therapy. This treatment continued for several weeks and every time the doctor shoved a muffin, a Twinkie and a cookie up his a**. Finally, after many visits, the Doctor instructed the patient to bring a muffin, a Twinkie and a mallet for the next visit. The day arrived and this time the doctor shoved only the muffin and the Twinkie up the patient’s a**. After a few minutes the tapeworm appeared out of his a**hole and demanded, “Where’s my cookie!?” WHAM!!! |
How To Of The Day: Package Cookies for Maximum Freshness
Gifting or shipping cookies to someone else? This video from the folks at America’s Test Kitchen will make sure they stay fresh and moist!
Giving the gift of a tin of freshly baked cookies is a wonderful thing, and the last thing you want is for your recipient to open it up to find the cookies all dry and crumbled in the tin. Thankfully America’s Test Kitchen has a foolproof way to keep them moist for the long haul: Pack them with tortillas.
Joke Of The Day: Take One Apple
At a Catholic gathering, the Mother Superior stacked a pile of apples on one end of a table with a sign saying, “Take only one apple please – God is watching.”
On the other end of the table was a pile of cookies on which a student had placed a sign saying, “Take all the cookies you want – God is watching the apples.”
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